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AMERICAN HORROR STORY: BLOG

Welcome! I don't exactly know how you found your way here, but I guess that isn't really important. Here in this extremely tiny slice of internet you'll find a cluttered mess of Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Welcome to Night Vale, Hannibal, Attack on Titan, Game of Thrones, Marvel Cinematic Universe, a bit of Homestuck, and shit I think is cool or funny. As someone great probably once said "You know, it's kinda nice here, you should stay," though if those words were ever put together by anyone, they probably weren't talking about my blog. Still, I feel like they knew what they were talking about, you should trust them.
Aug 20 '14

Anonymous asked:

Help i entered 0 divided by 2 and my calculator turned into a black hole, how can i get rid of the black hole?

theofficialcitycouncil:

Usually we would advise against throwing things into black holes, for, err- trans-dimensional security reasons, but this is an exception. Literally throw everything math related near you into the black hole. This should confuse it long enough for you to get the emergency “Void-B-Gone” spray underneath your sink. 

Their slogan is: "Void-B-Gone. It’s a play on words, get it? Voids will be gone with Void-B-Gone! …Oh, forget it. Whatever. I’m not getting paid enough to write this. More like Mike-B-Gone, because I’m quitting."

Aug 20 '14
iounouchi:

B͚̝̜̭̳̦͕̓̊́U͙̞̖ͧͪͭẺ̷N͍͔̺̪̳ͫ̅̆͛ͨͧ͗Ơ̝̙͍͖̙̯̮Ṣ̝͉͓̈́͆ ̬̞̥D̗͉̺͕̎ͥ͌̇͒̃̌I̺̫̾̓̆͝Ȃ̯̹̖ͣS͎͚̾͒̾͑̽̇͆ ͍͈̺̇Ṃ̛̘̱͕̥̭̝Uͨ̑҉̪C̼̪͖̮̺̫̫͊́ͪ̂̏͗ͬ͡H͔ͮ̌À̻͙̱̱̖ͅC͇̜̳̪̣͛ͮ̂ͭH̘̕A̘͓͉̣͓̤̲ͯ͒̀̐̈ͥ̕L͈͓̼͗̊ͪ͑A͍̲̳̰̓̋̏ͅT̿̇͋̾A̛͎̩̖̗̼͍̥͛̉̈ͥŞ̳̼̺̠͒ͣ̾ͩͅ

iounouchi:

B͚̝̜̭̳̦͕̓̊́U͙̞̖ͧͪͭẺ̷N͍͔̺̪̳ͫ̅̆͛ͨͧ͗Ơ̝̙͍͖̙̯̮Ṣ̝͉͓̈́͆ ̬̞̥D̗͉̺͕̎ͥ͌̇͒̃̌I̺̫̾̓̆͝Ȃ̯̹̖ͣS͎͚̾͒̾͑̽̇͆ ͍͈̺̇Ṃ̛̘̱͕̥̭̝Uͨ̑҉̪C̼̪͖̮̺̫̫͊́ͪ̂̏͗ͬ͡H͔ͮ̌À̻͙̱̱̖ͅC͇̜̳̪̣͛ͮ̂ͭH̘̕A̘͓͉̣͓̤̲ͯ͒̀̐̈ͥ̕L͈͓̼͗̊ͪ͑A͍̲̳̰̓̋̏ͅT̿̇͋̾A̛͎̩̖̗̼͍̥͛̉̈ͥŞ̳̼̺̠͒ͣ̾ͩͅ

Aug 20 '14

I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.

(Source: stans-sebastian)

Aug 20 '14
turntechbuttsex:

#FiveNightsAtFreddy’s

turntechbuttsex:

#FiveNightsAtFreddy’s

Aug 20 '14

twirliest:

Crisps, uh. Find a way.

(Source: unironicallynerdy)

Aug 20 '14

(Source: bowlegschester)

Aug 20 '14
Aug 20 '14

(Source: clintonfbarton)

Aug 20 '14

Anonymous asked:

Is it always sunny in Dayvale?

thenightvalepost:

I see what you did there. Alone in your room. Laughing at your intricate humor. Shifting your eyes around as you hear movement outside. Ignoring the frail men waiting for you inside your walls. I see what you did there.

Aug 20 '14

transsnake:

septetteforadeadprincess:

hotarubot:

how to make ur anime:

(something) no (something)

done now u have an official working title for ur anime

tfw no gf

「tfw」の じえっふ

Aug 20 '14

Anonymous asked:

What DOES 'Hakuna Matata' mean?

thenightvalepost:

It means no survivors for the end of days. It will be problem free. It will be everything free. Hakuna Matata!

Aug 20 '14
Aug 20 '14

bobnintendo:

rotatingfloor:

masterofbirds:

in3ffable-lib3rty:

IMPORTANT FERGUSON UPDATE - WATCH THIS VIDEO BEFORE YOUTUBE TAKES IT DOWN

CNN REPORTER Fredricka Whitfield interviews the Store Owner’s Lawyer (from the store that was “”“”“”“robbed”“”“”“”“”“”” by “”“”“”“”“”mike brown”“”“”“”“”“)

As the lawyer begins to explain what really happened, cnn “”“”“loses the feed”“”“”“

WOW

that fucking tape rewinding sound this shit is sooooooo staged

oh my god thats the worst fake signal interruption ive ever seen

Aug 20 '14
"My eyebrows, which I’ve never taken much notice of in my life before, Steven’s decided are the most amazing comic devices. Now in the scripts, as a stage direction, instead of saying, “The Doctor looks peeved” or “The Doctor looks annoyed,” they just write, “Eyebrows.” I’m supposed to do something with my eyebrows."
Aug 20 '14
livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

fallen-angel-without-a-clue:

Guys. This is it. This is the new Mishapocalypse photo.

THAT’S TERRIFYING

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

fallen-angel-without-a-clue:

Guys. This is it. This is the new Mishapocalypse photo.

THAT’S TERRIFYING