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AMERICAN HORROR STORY: BLOG

Welcome! I don't exactly know how you found your way here, but I guess that isn't really important. Here in this extremely tiny slice of internet you'll find a cluttered mess of Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Welcome to Night Vale, Hannibal, Attack on Titan, Game of Thrones, Marvel Cinematic Universe, a bit of Homestuck, and shit I think is cool or funny. As someone great probably once said "You know, it's kinda nice here, you should stay," though if those words were ever put together by anyone, they probably weren't talking about my blog. Still, I feel like they knew what they were talking about, you should trust them.
Sep 2 '14

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Sep 2 '14

k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

(Source: cathercha)

Sep 2 '14

dooweeooh:

SYLVESTER CAREFUL

Sep 2 '14

(Source: naughty-chekov)

Sep 2 '14
Sep 2 '14
honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

What does this even mean or say

honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

What does this even mean or say

(Source: applebeansokay)

Sep 2 '14
My Chemical Romance - Welcome To The Black Parade- Scary (The Black Parade)

2005emo:

whAT HAVE I DONE?!!?

Sep 2 '14

thlut:

motivation night vale style

(Source: lostbian)

Sep 2 '14
roachpatrol:

kalamboart:

So i was speaking to my sister and she told me to draw a reverse centaur and this is what i pictured but i don’t think she pictured this

hot

roachpatrol:

kalamboart:

So i was speaking to my sister and she told me to draw a reverse centaur and this is what i pictured but i don’t think she pictured this

hot

Sep 2 '14
coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

(Source: paperkirby)

Sep 2 '14
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's Song

disfiguredstick:

bogleech:

livingtombstone:

Lyrics: 

Verse 1:

We’re waiting every night

to finally roam and invite

newcomers to play with us

for many years we’ve been all alone

We’re forced to be still and play

The same songs we’ve known since that day

An imposter took our life away

Now we’re stuck here to decay

Pre-Chorus:

Please let us get in!

don’t lock us away!

We’re not like what you’re thinking

We’re poor little souls

who have lost all control

and we’re forced here to take that role

We’ve been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since 1987

Join us, be our friend

or just be stuck and defend

after all you only got

Chorus: x2

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Is this where you want to be

I just don’t get it

Why do you want to stay

Verse 2:

We’re really quite surprised

We get to see you another night

You should have looked for another job

you should have said to this place good-bye

It’s like there’s so much more

Maybe you’ve been in this place before

We remember a face like yours

You seem acquainted with those doors

-Pre-Chorus

-Chorus 

I enjoy how far Five Nights at Freddy’s fandom is going.

image

Sep 2 '14
pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

Sep 2 '14
lolihentaimemes:

Fuck what tha road said

lolihentaimemes:

Fuck what tha road said

(Source: powerburial)

Sep 2 '14
pinkpalkia:

If Gardevoir Traced Furfrou’s Fur Coat.
The caps were necessary.

pinkpalkia:

If Gardevoir Traced Furfrou’s Fur Coat.

The caps were necessary.

Sep 2 '14
horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com


arizona joins the aesthetic movement

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement